None of the remote jobs i wanted to apply for were remote this week

I do the usual stuff: i have alerts set up, i browse remote job boards frequently. I see a job on a remote job site under the filter “remote” (hybrid excluded) for my remote keyword. Low and behold 5th page of the application: “Are you willing to relocate to X location to come to the office 5x/week” With an asterisk of course, must answer. Relocate? In office?

I mean…what’s the goal here?