What did you want to say to freelance/contract clients but didn’t?

Examples:

• “I will leave a great review”

I don’t pay in the store with reviews.

• “It’s a simple job”

If it’s so simple, do it yourself.

• “Looking for someone that works quickly”

Seems like you don’t have a budget for someone that works well.

What are yours “I would comment on those slave wages or tone-deaf ‘negotiation tactics’ but it would sound rude” ?